#the greatest day of everyone’s life
What Not To Do As A Tourist In Various Parts Of The World…
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
If I had a cat.
Emma Thompson is my role model
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob
Sometimes I forget that Julie Andrews is an actress and not the ruler of a small European principality.
do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it